Nothing here yet! :)

mario:gee its kinda dark
luigi green text: did you bring a light
mario says:Thank you
luigi:woah look at all those links.this mustve been the work of the hembob

mario : hey luigi look i found a note. would you like to watch it with me
haha mario and luigi i have got you right in my trap. now you must subscribe to my channels and click the bell icon to stay tuned for future uploads. here are all of my accounts, you pesky plumbers!!!!!!!
- tumblr
- blue sky( dont really use that much()
- youtube
- scratch
- bandcamp
- toyhouse
- newgrounds
- luigi i made this one for you <3
other hembobs

luigis : worst ive ever seen. unsubcribes
the sniper: Wanna soak?

mario: luigi ome look! i DID FIND THIS!!!. maybe this will clue us in on the key of unlocking the mystery with the key to solve the mystery of this place!
fools! you have stumbled upon my list of things i like to do and view . Now we will be best friends when we arent strangersHEMBOB DOES:
- art
- music (bandcamp listed on the find me page)
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- I'm the hembob
- but call me mr.style
- i say im ready
- turn up phone dial
- .com
- i got mine at free ringtones for 2006 .com . Wanna join?
examples of IMage creations
GAMES HeMBOB FAVORITES OF ALL TIME:
- rivals of aether
- tf2
- deltarune
- VVVVVV
- gmod sometimes
- mario karts wii
- super mario world
- super mario bro wonder
- kirby and the forgotten land
- kirby super star ultra
- i dont play it anymore but smash bro brawl through ultimate So many good memorieMUSIC Makers hbob LIKE:
- ginger root!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- pearl & the oysters
- modjo
- stardust(lol)
- jamiroquai
- i dont know how but they found me
- jack stauber
- graham kartna
- pilotredsun
- daft punk
- aphex twin
- oliver bucklandONLINE Video Makers, on the net that hembob likes
- brutalmoose
- drew gooden
- cosmonaut variety hour
- vinesauce vinny
- danny gonzalez
- vinesauce joel
- jerma
- hembob
- joel guerra
- soundsmith
- asumsaus
- cybershell
- simpleflipsHEMBOB HULKS:
- HUUULKKKKK
- HULK HATE BURGER
- GHGRGAAAAAGGH
- Hul k Hulk Hulk HulK hHULK HULK HULK HULKFUN TASTIC FACTS ABOUT HBOB:
- i collect old video game and mcdonaldland merch and dice
- i will never do a vc again in my entire life for real this time
- i ate a marble once it was pretty good
- my nickname in 2020 was hemorrhoid
luigi:tomorrows my birthday



(this comic was cancelled but i like this web page so im not deleting. if you find then 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 coin for you)
hembob: hey mario, luigi? ever wondered what happened when it was time?
mario: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

here are some hints... but for the full story, you'll have to check out my upcoming autobiography comic THE HEMBOB TIME!!!(these are just quick sketches i made based off it, the real photographs taken of the event will be used in the comic dont worry)

mario; honesrlty... now im interested! this will be the greatest ever!

luigi: i cant wait to watch hembob die
the only ones worth y of the truth are the ones who can make lines Count , for every second. Can you?

mario: Well, luigi. The moment of truth is imminent! We'll finally know all we need to know!

luigi: gb
these are random things i like in the world that dont fit into the categories in the "what is me "page .. also itsa long list and that page was long enough already .the games that are on this list and not the "what is me " page are games that i like everything about except actually playing them lol(not that theyrebad i either just never played them or dont like the game play personally but like the visuals and characters, wyo)and obviously I like you tehe most luigi and mario, i would never betray you )
- old mcdonaldland stuff(boycott mcdoalds though()
- late 90s to late 2000s internet horror
- scary maze game
- screamer videos(kfee mostly)
- smile dog
- jeff the killer)
- 90s to 2000s internet in general
- ENA ( joel g )uerra
- innyume
- yume nikki
- parappa the rapper
- godzilla
- metroid
- vib ribbon
- old showbiz and chuck e cheese animatronics and History
- um jammer lammy
- lomando.com / fancy island
- iruka no yume de sayounara (goodbye in the dolphin dream) ((99% of the music is not for me at all personaly but Yeah))
- hylics
- ao oni
- cruetly squad
- old youtube
- + old youtube cdi ytps
- lsd dream emulator
- y2k aesthetic (not letting kaizostar take over again but i still like the)
- lost media
- lostwave
- clowns
- surreal animation
- ham burger
those are the only things i like in this world. i hate everything else


luigi: STOOOP!!! PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!! GGAAAAAOAGHGH
dont interact with me if you do are one This. ONe of these
- transphobic
- homophobic
- phobic to any of the lgbtqs Yeah
- these things are so generic and obvious but i want this list to be longer than 2 entries and also ive actually had multiple friends get exposed as these things
- like including something like "pedophile" in a dni section is . understandably meme' d on but I have had like 5 mutuals over the past few years end up being one
- uh
- Serial Killer
- person who makes "would." and "smash, next question" and "kevin hart reaction image" and "it shouldve been me not him" and "draw her ______" and "rule 34 artists will have a field day with this..." and "hear me out." and "if theres a hole, theres a goal" and "man of culture as well" and SHUTUPjokes whenever you see a completely non-sexual post that happens to focus on a woman or fictional female character
- support israel
mario: