Nothing here yet! :)

mario:gee its kinda dark
luigi green text: did you bring a light
mario says:Thank you

luigi:woah look at all those links.this mustve been the work of the hembob

mario : hey luigi look i found a note. would you like to watch it with me

haha mario and luigi i have got you right in my trap. now you must subscribe to my channels and click the bell icon to stay tuned for future uploads. here are all of my accounts, you pesky plumbers!!!!!!!

other hembobs

luigis : worst ive ever seen. unsubcribes

mario: luigi ome look! i DID FIND THIS!!!. maybe this will clue us in on the key of unlocking the mystery with the key to solve the mystery of this place!


fools! you have stumbled upon my list of things i like to do and view . Now we will be best friends when we arent strangersHEMBOB DOES:
- art like once every month
- music (bandcamp listed on the find me page)
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- I'm hembob
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examples of IMage creations

GAMES( and game Series) HeMBOB ENJOYS:
- rivals of aether
- tf2
- VVVVVV
- nick all star brawl 2
- gmod
- mario karts wii
- super mario world
- super mario bro wonder
- soul calibur 6 Sometimes
- i,m not much of a gamer any more
MUSIC Makers hbob LIKE:
- graham kartna
- ginger root
- skylar spence / saint pepsi ( ilike both eras)
- pilotredsun
- fearofdark
- melo
- daft punk
- boards of canada
- aphex twin
- oliver buckland
- bill wurtz
ONLINE Video Makers, on the net that hembob likes
- brutalmoose
- vinesauce vinny
- vine sauce's joel
- jerma
- hembob
- joel guerra
- soundsmith
- lazypurple
- asumsaus
- cybershell
- simpleflips
- kylie boggly
HEMBOB HULKS:
- HUUULKKKKK
- HULK HATE BURGER
- GHGRGAAAAAGGH
- Hul k Hulk Hulk HulK hHULK HULK HULK HULK
FUN TASTIC FACTS ABOUT HBOB:
- i collect old video game and mcdonaldland merch and dice
- i will never do a vc again in my entire life for real this time
- i ate a marble once it was pretty good
- my nickname in 2020 was hemorrhoid

luigi:tomorrows my birthday

(this comic was cancelled but i like this web page so im not deleting. if you find then 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 coin for you)

hembob: hey mario, luigi? ever wondered what happened when it was time?

mario: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

here are some hints... but for the full story, you'll have to check out my upcoming autobiography comic THE HEMBOB TIME!!!(these are just quick sketches i made based off it, the real photographs taken of the event will be used in the comic dont worry)

mario; honesrlty... now im interested! this will be the greatest ever!

luigi: i cant wait to watch hembob die

the only ones worth y of the truth are the ones who can make lines Count , for every second. Can you?Find the key.

mario: Well, luigi. The moment of truth is imminent! We'll finally know all we need to know!

luigi: gb


these are random things i like in the world that dont fit into the categories in the "what is me "page .. also itsa long list and that page was long enough already .the games that are on this list and not the "what is me " page are games that i like everything about except actually playing them lol(not that theyrebad i either just never played them or dont like the game play personally but like the visuals and characters, wyo)and obviously I like you tehe most luigi and mario, i would never betray you )

- ronald mcdonald and his wonderful friends in mcdonaldland
- mcdonaldland
- grimace
- hamburglar
- birdie the early bird
- scary maze game
- ENA ( joel g )uerra
- yume nikki
- parappa the rapper
- vib ribbon
- um jammer lammy
- lomando.com / fancy island
- hylics
- cruetly squad
- old 90s to 2000s internet
- old youtube
- old youtube cdi ytps
- old youtube screamers
- old
- vib ribbon
- lsd dream emulator
- y2k aesthetic (not letting kaizostar take over again but i still like the aesthetic)
- lost media
- lostwave
- clowns
- surreal animation
- godzilla sometimes
- ham burger

those are the only things i like in this world. i hate everything else

luigi: STOOOP!!! PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!! GGAAAAAOAGHGH


dont interact with me if you do are one This. ONe of these

- transphobic
- homophobic
- phobic to any of the lgbtqs Yeah
- racist
- pedophile
- these things are so generic and obvious but i want this list to be longer than like 4 entries and also ive actually had multiple friends get exposed as these things
- uh
- Serial Killer
- person who makes jokes about rule34 and porn and sex and horniness and "Mommy Milkers" and "Badonkahonkers!!" and stuff likethat whenever you see a completely non-sexual post that happens to focus on a woman or fictional female character. It's so fucking annoying lol
- support israel

mario: